Liv is a cute housewife from Mississippi. With her very soft-spoken sweet southern accent, she called our offices one day asking us what these charges were on her husband's credit card. Well, naturally we said he purchased some internet software. Anyway, she said "Cause you know, if it is porn that is OK - I just want to know." We kept talking and I could tell this girl was fishing for something. I said, "So if your husband WAS buying porn what would you do?" Liv said, "Well, I would get a nude set of myself shot and give it to him for Christmas". "Well, well, well, you called the right place"...
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